Ode To the T.V.

Ode to the t.v.
I sit here and you comfort me.
If I am lonely,
You keep me company.

If I am down,
You cheer me up.
You never run
Out of things to say.
Yet at the same time
You never hold anything against me.

Oh! t.v.,
You are a learning experiance
To me,
You are a relationship
That will never end.
You never get mad
If I walk away from you,
You never complain.

You are my friend,
Becuase you understand,
And I share my feelings with thee.
You give me everything that I need.

You don't argue,
You don't cry,
Nor do you hate me
For what a jerk I may be.
You are only there
To do one thing,
To please me!
Ode to the t.v.

By: Heather Watson